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How Careful Can You Be!
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At a Mid eastern airport, during one of his many foreign trips, President Bush encountered a man with silver hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff.

The president went up to the man and asked, “Are you Moses?”

The man did not answer. He just stared ahead.

“Moses!” said the president in a loud voice.

The man did not bat an eyelid.

Soon a Secret Service Agent came along, and President Bush grabbed him by the arm. “Doesn’t this man look like Moses?” he asked.

The agent agreed.

“Well,” said the president, “every time I say his name, he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch.”

And the president yelled, “Moses!”

Once again, the man just stared ahead.

The agent now walked over to the man and whispered, “You look like Moses. Are you Moses?”

“Yes,” said the man, "I am Moses. But the last time I spoke to a bush, I spent 40 years wandering in the desert!”
Peter Robinson

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