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A Wee Laugh
A Hell of a Day...
 I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large,
 trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink
 and gulps it down in one swig.
 "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says menacingly,
 as I burst into tears.
 "This is the worst day of my life," I say.
 "I'm a complete failure."  I was late to a meeting, and my
 boss fired me.  When I went to the parking lot, I found my
 car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance.  I left
 my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my wife with
 another man... and then my dog bit me.  So I came to this bar to
work up the courage to put an end to it all.
 "I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here
 watching the poison dissolve................. and then you show
 up and drink the whole damn thing!  But, enough about me,
 how are you doing?"
Peter Robinson

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