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Little Tony
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A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.
 
 
 
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
 
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
 
Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.
 
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
 
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
         Which one is married?"
 
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
 
To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
Peter Robinson




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To all the TONY ones, class.
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