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Additional Training For All Staff
To                All Staff

From             Training Department

Subject          Additional Training for all Staff

( A )              It is now, and always has been, the policy of this Company to assure it`s employee are well traned. Through our SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING program (S.H.I.T.) for short, we have given our employees more S.H.I.T.  than any other Company in the area.

                    If any employee feels that he or she does not receive enough S.H.I.T.  on the job, or he or she could advance to another position by taking more S.H.I.T. please see your supervisor immediately.

( B )              If you graduate to the top of your grade by taking all the S.H.I.T. that is given to you, you can then qualify for our supervisors program, COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY ACTION PROGRAM (C.R.A.P.) for short.                      

                    So to become a member of our management team, simply take all the S.H.I.T. you can, and then with all the additional C.R.A.P. you receive, you will soon reach the top

                    Any employee who has initiative and drive to take both S.H.I.T. and C.R.A.P. will soon become one of the elite.

( C )              For a limited period only, the Company is offering all employees the chance to try for our latest scheme ADVANCE SUPERVISORY STAFF HELPING OUR LOYAL EMPLOYEE or A.R.S.E.H.O.L.E. for short.


                    So work hard and you will find that the more S.H.I.T.  you take and the more C.R.A.P. you can handle, will qualify you as an A.R.S.E.H.O.L.E. for sure..
Peter Robinson

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